Sometimes I Do Things

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Aug 1

sailorvegan:

lightningnymph:

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(Source: charleythehouseplant)

Aug 1

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence)

Aug 1

WOW….

guy:

guy:

do u ever recall what u did as a child and ur just like why the fuck

like my friend was telling me that when she was little, she used to pick dandelions and put them under ppl’s chins and if their chins turned yellow, it meant they liked butter like what the fuck im lauging so hard

Aug 1

back-that-sass-up:

spyduck:

rupindah:

i’m all for boys wearing makeup mostly because if more of them got into it there’d be a bigger market and it wouldn’t cost $25 for an eyeshadow primer anymore

i can’t wait to go into the makeup aisle to get the latest man-color of guyshadow that comes in containers shaped like bullets and footballs

"Bruh I just went to sephora and got the sickest shade of eyeshadow"
"Sick dude what’s it called"
"Monster truck gas fumes"
"Niiiiiiiice"

Aug 1

I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s

falling apart

crying inside

over thinking

etc.

but

maybe

she’s just picturing porn in her head

Aug 1

a canadian family dinner

  • mom: please pass me the maple syrup so i can pour it all over my poutine
  • daughter: sure mom, here you go
  • mom: thank u
  • daughter: thanks
  • mom: thanks!
  • daughter: sorry
  • mom: its okay, im sorry
  • daughter: no no no im sorry
  • dad: im sorry
  • mom: sorry
  • dad: sorry. let go of my hockey stick
  • daughter: sorry
  • mom: sorry
  • pet moose: sorry
  • dad: please pass the bagged milk
  • daughter: here dad, sorry
  • dad: sorry
  • mom: sorry
  • daughter: sorry for saying sorry
  • mom: its okay
  • daughter: im sorry
Aug 1

missjessicasmith:

itseasytoremember:

Shout out to that one shirt that’s fit you for like, 5 years no matter how much your body has changed

I even grew boobs and it’s like ‘whatever, I got you’.

SHIT TO EDIT OUT OF THE FUCKING NOVEL.docx - Google Drive

(Source: the-right-writing)

absolutelyhomo:

people pitying robin thicke as he tries to “get” his ex-wife back

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people supporting robin thicke’s song “get her back”

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people supporting robin thicke’s “blurred lines”

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people supporting robin thicke

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robin thicke

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kierensimon:

yes but consider ur fav ship 

  • making rly bad jokes rly at night and full on snort laughing w/ each other
  • FIGHTING OVER BLANKETS IN BED 
  • 1 of them cooking dinner but its shit and the other totally taking the piss 
  • finding the song that’s /their song/ but its a rly bad song but they get emotional when it plays
  • T A K I N G S E L F I E S
  • borrowing each others clothes but they’re both different sizes (1 PRSN IN BAGGY TSHIRTS AND THE OTHR IN RLY TIGHT TROUSERS THAT DONT RLY BUTTON UP)
  • going 2 see a movie but it’s shit and they shout at the screen and all the othr ppl in the cinema tell them to fuck off 
  • saving up and going 2 a fancy place for dinner but they cant pronounce the names of some of the dishes on the menu and its cute
  • TRYING 2 BE REAL GROWN UPS WHO R RESPONSIBLE but they still eat kids cereal and  get up early 2 watch cartoons 
  • having like week long arguments about rly silly shit like who would be a bettr astronaut or who would win in a fight between a dragon and a griffin 
  • generally being weird nerds 

(Source: zoroasterperetola)